FoxTrepan™
Enterprise Cognitive Offloading™
A TerribleSoft Consumer Division product. For professional use only. By consumers.
⚠ IMPORTANT MEDICAL DEVICE NOTICE
FoxTrepan™ is classified as a Class II medical device in jurisdictions where cognitive offloading is regulated. TerribleSoft is not a medical company. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA, the EMA, or any board-certified physician we are aware of. Consult your enterprise architect before use.
Clinical Indications
- ✓ Chronic decision fatigue in middle management
- ✓ Acute PowerPoint-induced cognitive load
- ✓ Executive function outsourcing (quarterly reviews)
- ✓ Strategic alignment deficit disorder
Mechanism of Action
FoxTrepan™ leverages proprietary NeuroSync™ technology to interface directly with your organization's decision-making apparatus, bypassing legacy cognitive infrastructure. Results vary. Results have not been measured. Results is a strong word.
Pricing
Contact Sales. This is not because the price is high. It is because we are still determining what the product is.
* FoxTrepan™ is sold as-is. TerribleSoft expressly disclaims all warranties, implied or explicit, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for purpose, and cognitive integrity.